:-.) Cindy Crawford
%-~ Picasso
3:*> Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
8(:-) Mickey Mouse
:-----} Pinocchio
@@@@8^) Marge Simpson
=(_8^(1) Homer Simpson
38^) Bart Simpson (If you have a Lisa or Maggie Simpson, e-mail us!)
#:- * Maggie (Thanks, Carly)
=|:-)= Uncle Sam/Abe Lincoln
7:-) Fred Flintstone
5:-J Elvis
(*O*) Baby Spice (you have to think of the O as the head and everything else as hair)
##O## Scary Spice
(*O Sporty Spice
(((O))) Ginger Spice
(O) Posh Spice
*<:^) Santa Claus (Thanks, Carly)

HAPPY, SMILING, LAUGHING
:-) smiling; agreeing
:-D laughing
|-) hee hee
|-D ho ho
:-> hey hey
;-) so happy, I'm crying
:'-) crying with joy
\~/ full glass; my glass is full


TEASING, MISCHIEVOUS
;-) winking; just kidding
'-) winking; just kidding
;-> devilish wink
:*) clowning
:-T keeping a straight face


AFFIRMING, SUPPORTING
:^D "Great! I like it!"
8-] "Wow, maaan"
:-o "Wow!"
^5 high five
^ thumbs up
:] Gleep, a friendly midget who wants
to befriend you
(::()::) bandaid; offering help or support


UNHAPPY, SAD
:-( frowning; boo hoo
:( sad
:-< really sad
:-c really unhappy
:-C really bummed
&-| tearful
:' crying
:'-( crying and really sad
:-| grim
:[ really down
:-[ pouting
\_/ "my glass is empty"


ANGRY, SARCASTIC
>:-< angry
:-|| angry
:-@ screaming
:-V shouting
:-r sticking tongue out
>:-< absolutely livid!!
:-, smirk
:-P nyahhhh!
:-> bitingly sarcastic





TRYING TO COMMUNICATE
:-& tonguetied
:-S incoherent
:-\ undecided
:- I "hmmm..."
:-, "hmmm "
:-# "My lips are sealed"
:-X "My lips are sealed"
:-Y a quiet aside
:-" pursing lips
:-W speaking with forked tongue
:( ) can't stop talking


FEELING STUPID OR TIRED
:~/ mixed up
%-) braindead
(:I egghead
<:-I dunce
=:-) hosehead
:-] smiling blockhead
:-[ un-smiling blockhead
|-O yawning
|-I asleep
:-6 exhausted; wipeout


SURPRISED, INCREDULOUS, SKEPTICAL
:> What?
:@ What?
:Q What?
:-o "uhh oh!" OR surprise
;-) sardonic incredulity
:O shocked
8-| eyes wide with surprise
:-/ skeptical
8-O "Omigod!!"
:-C just totally unbelieving
|-{ "Good Grief!" (Charlie Brown)


HUGS AND KISSES
: * kisses
:-X a big wet kiss!
:-x kiss kiss
:-{} blowing a kiss
[] hugs
(( )):** hugs and kisses
((((name)))) hug


MISCELLANEOUS
:-* Oops!
:-I indifferent
\-o bored
:-P tongue hanging out in anticipation
O :-) angelic; being an angel (at heart, at least)




SOURCES for emoticons and smileys:
Smilies, Smilies, Smilies Eff's Unofficial Smiley Dictionary
The Chat Book at WBS Ultimatte Chat List Emoticons
The Smiley Dictionary Newbie Net's Smiley Page
Internet Smileys The Smileys and Acronyms Dictionary



NEW EMOTICONS (by Tracy Marks):
][ feeling separate
] [ separating
) ( really separating
}{ face-to-face
[ ] wanting to hug
}xx kisses
() feeling in harmony; connecting
] ? moving away and wondering about you?
[ ? moving toward you and wondering about you?

...the invisible smiley
...ghost smiley in invisible state
...smiley invisible man

$-)
...yuppie smiley

%-)
...user has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight

%-6
...user is braindead

&-l
...that made me cry

'-)
...winking smiley

(-:
...left hand smiley

(8-o
...it's mr. bill!

(:-(
...the saddest smiley
...unsmiley frowning
...very unhappy smiley

(:-)
...smiley big face

(:I
...egghead

([(
...robocop

)8-)
...scuba smiley big-face

):-(
...nordic smiley
...unsmiley big-face

):-)
...impish smiley
...smiley big-face

*:o)
...and bozo the clown!

*<:-)
...user is wearing a santa claus hat

+-(
...smiley, shot between the eyes

+-:-)
...user is the pope or holds some other religious office

+:-)
...priest smiley

,-)
...winking happy smiley

,-}
...wry and winking smiley

,:-)
...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

-:-(
...(real punk rockers don't smile)

-:-)
...user is a punk rocker

..-)
...user only has one eye

..-]
...one-eyed smilely

0-)
...smiley cyclops (scuba diver?)

3:[
...mean pet smiley
...pit bull smiley

3:]
...lucy my pet dog smiley
...pet smiley

3:o[
...net.pets

8
...infinity

8 :-)
...user is a wizard

8 :-I
...net.unix-wizards

8(:-)
...mickey mouse

8-#
...dead smiley
...death

8-)
...glasses
...smiley swimmer
...smiley with big eyes...perhaps wearing contact lenses...

8-O
...omigod

8-|
...suspense

8:-)
...glasses on forehead
...little girl smiley

8<:-)
...smiley is a wizard

: =
...beaver smiley

:#)
...drunk smiley

:'-(
...user is crying

:'-)
...user is so happy, s/he is crying

:(
...sad
...sad-turtle smiley

:)
...happy
...midget smiley

:*
...kisses

:*)
...user is drunk

:,(
...crying smiley

:-
...male

:-!
...foot in mouth
...smiley bland face

:-"
...whistling smiley

:-#
...user wears braces
...my lips are scaled

:-#|
...smiley face with bushy mustache

:-$
...smiley face with its mouth wired shut

:-%
...smiley banker

:-&
...smiley which is tongue-tied

:-(
...boo hoo
...drama
...frowning smiley. user did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-(*)
...that comment made me sick

:-(=)
...bucktooth smiley

:-)
...basic smiley
...ha ha
...comedy
...your basic smiley. this smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over unix.

:-)8<
...big girl smiley

:-)~
...user drools

:-*
...user just ate something sour
...smiley after eating something bitter
...kiss

:-/
...skeptical smiley
...lefty undecided smiley

:-0
...no yelling! (quiet lab)
...smiley orator

:-1
...smiley bland face

:-3
...handlebar mustache smiley

:-6
...smiley after eating something sour
...smiley after eating something spicy

:-7
...smiley after a wry statement
...smirking smiley

:-8(
...condescending stare

:-9
...user is licking his/her lips

:-:
...mutant smiley

:-<
...real sad smiley
...walrus smiley

:-=)
...older smiley with mustache

:->
...user just made a really biting sarcastic remark. worse than a :-).
...hey hey
...sarcastic smiley
...y.a.s.

:-?
...smiley smoking a pipe

:-@
...screaming smiley

:-C
...user is really bummed
...real unhappy smiley

:-D
...user is laughing (at you!)

:-E
...bucktoothed vampire

:-F
...bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing

:-I
...hmm
...indifferent smiley. better than a frowning smiley but not quite as good as a happy smiley

:-O
...talkaktive smiley
...uh oh

:-P
...nyah nyah

:-Q
...smoker
...smoking smiley

:-S
...user just made an incoherent statement
...what you say makes no sense

:-V
...shouting smiley

:-W
...speak with forked tongue

:-X
...user's lips are sealed
...a big wet kiss
...bow tie

:-[
...vampire smiley
...un-smiley blockhead

:-\
...undecided smiley

:-]
...smiley blockhead

:-`
...smiley spitting out its chewing tobacco

:-a
...lefty smilely touching tongue to nose
...smiley touching her tongue to her nose

:-b
...left-pointing tongue smiley

:-c
...bummed out smiley

:-d
...lefty smiley razzing you
...said with a smile

:-e
...disappointed smiley

:-i
...semi-smiley

:-j
...left smiling smilely

:-k
...beats me, looks like something, tho.

:-l
...y. a. s.

:-o
...uh oh!
...smiley singing national anthem
...surpise

:-p
...smiley sticking its tongue out (at you!)

:-q
...smiley trying to touch its tongue to its nose

:-r
...smiley raspberry

:-s
...smiley after a BIZARRE comment

:-t
...cross smiley
...pouting smiley

:-v
...talking head smiley

:-x
..."my lips are sealed" smiley

:-z
...y.a.c.s.

:-{
...mustache
...smiley variation on a theme

:-{)
...user has a mustache

:-{}
...smiley wears lipstick

:-|
..."have an ordinary day" smiley

:-}
...beard

:-}X
...bow tie-wearing smiley

:-~)
...user has a cold

:/\)
...extremely bignosed smiley

:8)
...pigish smiley

::-)
...user wears normal glasses

:<
...midget unsmiley
...what?

:<)
...user is from an ivy league school

:=)
...user has two noses
...orangutan smiley

:>
...midget smiley
...what?

:@
...what?

:C
...what?

:D
...laughter

:I
...hmmm...

:I)
...smiley with septum pierce (The septum is that thing that makes your nose have two small nostrils rather than one large one.)

:O
...yelling

:Q
...what?

:[
...real downer

:]
...gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend

:^)
...user has a broken nose
...smiley with a personality
...smiley with pointy nose (righty)

:_)
...user's nose is sliding off of his face

:n)
...smiley with funny-looking right nose

:u)
...smiley with funny-looking left nose

:v)
...user has a broken nose, but it's the other way
...left-pointing nose smiley

:{
...what?

:}
...what should we call these? (what?)

;-(
...crying smiley

;-)
...winking smiley
...winky smiley. user just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. more of a "don't hit me for what i just said" smiley.

;^)
...smirking smiley

<3
...heart

<:-I
...user is a dunce

<:-l
...dunce smiley

<:3
...simple smiley mouse or rat

<:3 )~~~~
...smiley mouse or rat

<:I
...dunce

=)
...variation on a theme...

=:-(
...real punks never smile

=:-)
...user is a hosehead
...smiley is a punk
...smiley punk-rocker

>-
...female

>:-<
...mad

>:->
...devilish smiley

>:-I
...net.startrek

>:-l
...klingon smiley

>;->
...winky and devil combined. a very lewd remark was just made.
...a very lewd remark was just made

?-(
...black eye

@:-)
...smiley wearing a turban

@:-}
...smiley just back from the hairdresser

@:I
...turban

@=
...user is pro-nuclear war

B-)
...horn-rims
...smiley wears glasses

B:-)
...sunglasses on head

BI
...a frog

C=:-)
...chef smiley

E-:-)
...user is a ham radio operator

E-:-I
...net.ham-radio

H-)
...cross-eyed smiley

K:P
...user is a little kid with a propeller beenie

L-P
...totally scrambled smiley (thats why L-P mud exists...)

O :-)
...user is an angel (at heart, at least)

O |-)
...net.religion

O-)
...megaton man on patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)
...message from cyclops
...smiley after smoking a banana

O:-)
...angel smiley

P-(
...pirate smiley

V^J
...smiley with glasses, seen from the left side (portrait, talking) (it's more a talkey...- just tip your head to the right side to see it)

X-(
...user just died
...net.suicide
...you are brain dead

X:-)
...little kid with a propeller beanie

[:-)
...smiley wearing a walkman

[:]
...robot smiley

[]
...hugs

]-I
...smiley wearing sunglasses (cool...therefore no smile, only a smirk)

`'
...cat's eyes in the night

`:-)
...user shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning

d8=
...your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

d:-)
...baseball smiley

l-O
...smiley is yawning

l:-O
...flattop loudmouth smiley

l^o
...hepcat smiley

{:-)
...smiley wears a toupee
...smiley with its hair parted in the middle

|-(
...smiley lost his contact lenses

|-)
...hee hee

|-D
...ho ho

|-I
...user is asleep

|-O
...user is yawning/snoring
...birth

|-P
...yuk

|I
...asleep

|^o
...snoring

}:-(
...toupee in an updraft

}:-)
...above in an updraft

}:^#)
...pointy nosed smiley

~:-P
...smiley, thinking and steaming or: having only one single hair

~~:-(
...net.flame

---<--{(@
...it's a rose!

:----}
...you lie like pinnochio

C=}>;*{))
...mega-smiley... a drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin

}:^#})
...mega-smiley: updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin

@>--;--
A rose

O:-)
Angel






0*-)
Angel winking - female

0;-)
Angel winking - male






d:-)
Baseball

:-)
Basic






:)
Basic Little Kid

:~-(
Bawling






: =
Beaver

:-)^<
Big Boy






(:-)
Big Face

:-)8<
Big Girl






(((H)))
Big Hug

:-X
Big Wet Kiss






=|:o}
Bill Clinton smiley

(:-D
Blabber Mouth






?-(
Black Eye

:-]
Blockhead






:-}X
Bow Tie-Wearing

%-6
Brain Dead






:-(=)
Bucktoothed

:-E
Bucktoothed Vampire






:-F
Bucktoothed Vampire with One Tooth Missing

}|{
Butterfly






})i({
Butterfly - an even prettier one

}:-X
Cat






q:-)
Catcher

C=:-)
Chef






8^
Chicken

;-(
Chin up






:-.)
Cindy Crawford

*<):o)
Clown






:-S
Confused

H-)
Cross-Eyed






:`-(
Crying

:*(
Crying softly






:-@!
Cursing

O-)
Cyclops






>:->
Devilish

:-e
Disappointed






:3-]
Dog

:*)
Drinking every night






:#)
Drunk

.\/
Duck






<:-l
Dunce

:-6
Eating Something Spicy






5:-)
Elvis

:")
Embarrased






>:)
Evil

>-)
Evil Grin






(___!___)
fat ass

G(-'.'G)
Fighting Kid - it's a straight-on smiley






l:-O
FlatTop Loudmouth

:-!
Foot in Mouth






=:-H
Football player

:-W
Forked Tongue






:^{=
Frank Zappa

/:-)
Frenchman with a beret






8)
Frog

:o�
Grinning and sticking tongue out (type ALT+0222 on righthand number keypad)






%-)
Happy Drunk

:)
happy kitty






l^o
Hepcat

(_8^(|)
Homer Simpson






(_8(|)
Homer Simpson

(^~^~^)
Hot ass walking away






*^_^*
Huge Dazzling Grin - it's a straight-on smiley

%*@:-(
Hungover with headache






:0
Hungry

o[-<]:
I am a skater or I like to skate






?:^[]
Jim Carrey

(8 {
John Lennon






@:-}
Just Back From Hairdresser

:-x
Kid smiley






:-*
Kiss

>^,,^<
Kitty Cat - it's a straight-on smiley






&
Kitty cleaning a hind paw

>*
Kitty doesn't like taking its pill






~*=
Kitty running away from you

:p
Kitty with tongue hanging out






>:-l
Klingon

@(*0*)@
Koala - it's a straight-on smiley






(-:
Left Hand

?-:
Left Handed Tongue Touching Nose






>;->
Lewd Remark

8:-)
Little Girl






|-(
Lost Contact Lenses

X-(
Mad






&-l
Makes Me Cry

:-(*)
Makes Me Sick






:-S
Makes No Sense

:-) :-
Man






@@@@:-)
Marge Simpson

8(:-)
Mickey Mouse






:)
Midget

:-{
Mustache






:-3
Mustache (Handlebar Type)

:-#
My Lips Are Sealed






):-(
Nordic

8-O
Omigod!






:=)
Orangutan

8>
Penguin






:<
persian kitty

:^)
Personality






3:]
Pet Dog

:8)
Pig






:---)
Pinnochio

P-(
Pirate






3:[
Pitbull

}:^#)
Pointy Nosed






+<:-)
Pope

:-t
Pouting






+:-)
Priest

;~[
Prizefighter






X:-)
Propeller Head

=:-)
Punk






=:-(
Punk Not Smiling

<(-'.'-)>
Puppy dog - it's a straight-on smiley






:-r
Rasberry

(((((:-{=
Rave Dude






:-C
Real Unhappy

([(
Robocop






[:]
Robot

@};---
Rose






3:*>
Rudolph the red nose reindeer

:(
Sad Turtle






:-d
Said with a smile

*<|:-)
Santa Claus






:->
Sarcastic

:-@
Screaming






$__$
Sees Money

+-(
Shot Between the Eyes






:-V
Shouting

~:-P
Single Hair






:-/
Skeptical

O-)
Smiley After Smoking a Banana






;^)
Smirking

:-i
Smoking a cig






:-?
Smoking a pipe

:-Q
Smoking while talking






:-( <|
Standing Firm

%-)
Staring at a Screen for 15 hours






(_!_)
Stubborn ass

:-0
Talkative






-(:)(0)=8
Teletubby

:-?
Tongue Sticking Out






:-&
Tongue Tied

:-a
Tongue Touching Nose






<:>==
Turkey

=):-)
Uncle Sam






:-\
Undecided

|:-)
Unibrow






:-[
Vampire

:-)))
Very Happy






(:-(
Very Unhappy

:-<
Walrus






[:-)
Wearing a Walkman

8-)
Wearing Contacts






B-)
Wearing Glasses

:-{}
Wearing Lipstick






]-I
Wearing Sunglasses

{:-)
Wears a Toupee






:-"
Whistling

'-)
Winking






,-)
Winking Happy

8<:-)
Wizard






-=#:-) \
Wizard with Wand

:-)8 :
Woman






,-}
Wry and Winking

l-O
Yawning






:-(0)
Yelling

=8-0
Yikes!






$-)
Yuppie

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:

:) means a smile and

:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by

:-) and :-( respectively.


Well, how about some "assicons"? Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass

(__!__) a fat ass

(!) a tight ass

(_*_) a sore ass

{_!_} a swishy ass

(_o_) an ass that's been around

(_x_) kiss my ass

(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass

(_$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) Dumb Ass



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You have just been e-mooned! Send this to 5 people within the next hour and
you will be blessed with people laughing at your e-mail. This is NOT a chain
letter, so if you don't mail it out, you won't have bad luck. (But who
wouldn't want to e-Moon a friend?)

Basic Smileys

:-) Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over e-mail.

;-) Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.

:-( Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.

:-I Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-).

:-> User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-).

>:-> User just made a really devilish remark.

>;-> Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.



Widely used Smileys

(-: User is left handed.

%-) User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.

:*) User is drunk.

[:] User is a robot.

8-) User is wearing sunglasses.

B:-) Sunglasses on head.

::-) User wears normal glasses.

B-) User wears horn-rimmed glasses.

8:-) User is a little girl.

:-)-8 User is a Big girl.

:-{) User has a mustache.

:-{ 2 User wears lipstick.

{:-) User wears a toupee.

}:-( Toupee in an updraft.

:-[ User is a vampire.

:-E Bucktoothed vampire.

:-F Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.

:-7 User juust made a wry statement.

:-* User just ate something sour.

:-)~ User drools.

:-~) User has a cold.

:'-( User is crying.

:'-) User is so happy, s/he is crying.

:-@ User is screaming.

:-# User wears braces.

:^) User has a broken nose.

:v) User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.

:_) User's nose is sliding off of his face.

:<) User is from an Ivy League School.

:-& User is tongue tied.

=:-) User is a hosehead.

-:-) User is a punk rocker.

-:-( Real punk rockers don't smile.

:=) User has two noses.

+-:-) User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.

`:-) User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.

,:-) Same thing...other side.

|-I User is asleep.

|-O User is yawning/snoring.

:-Q User is a smoker.

:-? User smokes a pipe.

O-) Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)

O :-) User is an angel (at heart, at least).

:-` User spitting out its chewing tobacco.

:-S User just made an incoherent statement.

:-D User is laughing (at you!)

:-X User's lips are sealed.

:-C User is really bummed.

<|-) User is Chinese.

<|-( User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.

:-/ User is skeptical.

C=:-) User is a chef.

@= User is pro-nuclear war.

*<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.

:-o Uh oh! \

(8-o It's Mr. Bill!

*:o) And Bozo the Clown!

3:] Pet smiley.

3:[ Mean Pet smiley.

d8= Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.

E-:-) User is a Ham radio operator.

:-9 User is licking his/her lips.

%-6 User is braindead.

[:-) User is wearing a walkman.

(:I User is an egghead.

<:-I User is a dunce.

K:P User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.

@:-) User is wearing a turban.

:-0 No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)

:-: Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.

.-) User only has one eye.

,-) Ditto...but he's winking.

X-( User just died.

8 :-) User is a wizard.

-=* :-) User is a TeX wizard.



Midget Smileys

:) Midget smiley.

:] Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.

=) Variation on a theme...

:} What should we call these? (what?)

:) Happy.

:> What?

:@ What?

:D Laughter.

:I Hmmm...

:( Sad.

:[ Real Downer.

:< What?

:{ What?

:O Yelling.

:C What?

:Q What?

:,( Crying.

[] Hugs and ...

:* Kisses.

|I Asleep.

^o Snoring.



Mega Smileys

C= 2>;*{)) A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

}:^#}) Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.



Usenet Smileys

~~:-( Net.flame

O |-) Net.religion

8 :-I Net.unix-wizards

X-( Net.suicide

E-:-I Net.ham-radio



Emotional Smileys

:-) ha ha

|-) hee hee

|-D ho ho

:-> hey hey

:-( boo hoo

:-I hmmm

:-O oops

:-P nyahhhh!

:-) Happy

:-( Sad

:-o Surprised

:-@ Screaming

:-I Indifferent

:-e Disappointed

>:-< Mad

:-D Laughing

;-) Wink

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