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A newspaper is a circulating library with high blood pressure. -- Arthure "Bugs" Bae
The amount of quaint, authentic, rustic charm varies inversely with the pounds per square inch of water pressure in the shower.
High charm, low pressure. -- Frank Mankiewicz...
bathtub curve n. Common term for the curve (resembling an end-to-end section of one of those claw-footed antique bathtubs) that describes the expected failure rate of electronics with time
initially high, dropping to near 0 for most of the system's lifetime, then rising again as it `tires out'....
How far high failure overleaps the bounds of low success. -- Lewis Morri
The First Law of Thermodynamics: A system with a constant energy, volume and pressure behaves in any way it wants.
Falk Fish...
The pressure to achieve high grades in school seriously limits the quality of learning.
An educational environment without grades would promote more genuine intellectual development....
bathtub curve: n. Common term for the curve (resembling an end-to-end section of one of those claw-footed antique bathtubs) that describes the expected failure rate of electronics with time
initially high, dropping to near 0 for most of the system's lifetime, then rising again as it `tires out'....