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Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace) (65-8 B.C.)...
Once a word has been allowed to escape, it cannot be recalled.
-- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)...
Note: Virus in message has been passed to your system.
Is not the whole world a vast house of assignation to which the filing system has been lost?
-- Quentin Crisp...
Unrecoverable error - System has been destroyed. Buy a new one.
Old Windows licence is not valid anymore. -- WindowError: 018...
Everything comes to him who waits - and in an airport it is usually the voice over the public address system announcing that your flight has been cancelled.
ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== A new system, the CIRCULATORY system, has been added.
The long-experimental CIRCULATORY system has been released to users....
Quote #373 "I doubt you can find a group that has never been killed in large numbers.
-- Peter Seebach, alt.folklore.computers "System Administrators....
hardwarily: /hard-weir'*-lee/ adv. In a way pertaining to hardware.
The system is hardwarily unreliable." The adjective `hardwary' is *not* traditionally used, though it has recently been reported from the U....