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The Least Successful Equal Pay Advertisement In 1976 the European Economic Community pointed out to the Irish Government that it had not yet implemented the agreed sex equality legislation.
The Dublin Government immediately advertised for an equal pay enforcement officer....
No, it's a feature... Really.
undocumented feature n. See feature.
balloonian variable n. [Commodore users; perh. a deliberate phonetic mangling of `boolean variable'?
] Any variable that doesn't actually hold or control state, but must nevertheless be declared, checked, or set....
Duff's device n. The most dramatic use yet seen of fall through in C
invented by Tom Duff when he was at L Trying to bum all the instructions he could out of an inner loop that copied data serially onto an output port, he decided to unroll it....
misfeature /mis-fee'chr/ or /mis'fee`chr/ n. [common] A feature that eventually causes lossage, possibly because it is not adequate for a new situation that has evolved.
Since it results from a deliberate and properly implemented feature, a misfeature is not a bug....
misfeature: /mis-fee'chr/ or /mis'fee`chr/ n. A feature that eventually causes lossage, possibly because it is not adequate for a new situation that has evolved.
Since it results from a deliberate and properly implemented feature, a misfeature is not a bug....