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Yo momma has a short leg and walks in circles.
This table has four legs. A table with a broken leg remains a table.
But a table from which the four legs have been removed becomes only a flat piece of wood....
Card table for sale, top badly damaged, leg missing, otherwise fine.
One dollar or best offer. -- Advertisement in the church bulletin, "Homer the Heretic...
zombie n. [Unix] A process that has died but has not yet relinquished its process table slot (because the parent process hasn't executed a wait(2) for it yet).
These can be seen in ps(1) listings occasionally. Compare orphan....
zombie: [UNIX] n. A process that has died but has not yet relinquished its process table slot (because the parent process hasn't executed a `wait(2)' for it yet).
These can be seen in `ps(1)' listings occasionally....
To process or not to process that is the question!
Hernia: Middle of a womans leg.