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Governments are the world's real terrorist organizations.
They function by means of inducing fear in their victims to gain compliance....
The real point of audits is to instill fear, not to extract revenue
the IRS aims at winning through intimidation and (thereby) getting maximum voluntary compliance -- Paul Strassel, former IRS Headquarters Agent Wall St....
He, in a few minutes ravished this fair creature, or at least would have ravished her, if she had not, by a timely compliance, prevented him.
-- Henry Fielding, "Jonathan Wild...
No problem. -- Alf
UNIVERSE: The problem.
The problem that we thought was a problem was, indeed, a problem, but not the problem we thought was the problem.
-- Mike Smith...
Purple Book n. 1. The "System V Interface Definition".
The covers of the first editions were an amazingly nauseating shade of off-lavender....
Traceroute says that there is a routing problem in the backbone. It's not our problem.