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Too Many Little Pins On CPU Confusing It, Bend Back And Forth Until 10-20% Are Neatly Removed.
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Too many little pins on CPU confusing it, bend back and forth until 10-20% are neatly removed. Do _not_ leave metal bits visible!
Related:
How do they get all those little metal bits on a zipper to line up so well?
Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
Remember Khrushchev: he tried to do too many things too fast, and he was removed in disgrace.
If Gorbachev tries to destroy the system or make too many fundamental changes to it, I believe the system will get rid of him....
Regardless your income level, it's 10% too little.
Alcazar: "Leela, this must all be very confusing." Leela
A little. That's why I've decided to hurt you until you explain it....