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It Must Have Been The Lightning Storm We Had (yesterday) (last Week) (last Month)
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It must have been the lightning storm we had (yesterday) (last week) (last month)
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What? Monday again?... Didn't we have that last week?
The following appeared in a memo from the vice president of a food-distribution company with food-storage warehouses in several cities.
"Recently we signed a contract with The Fly-Away Pest-Control Company to provide pest-control services at our fast-food warehouse in Palm City, but last month we discovered that over $...
Last week's pet, this week's special.
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
Last week a cop stopped me in my car. He asked me if I had a police record.
I said, no, but I have the new DEVO album. Cops have no sense of humor....
Never simply say, "Sorry, we don't have what you are looking for.
Always say, "Too bad, I just sold the last one yesterday." -- Robert Skole...
Had this tagline been a storm, you'd be wet!!