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You Need To Install An RTFM Interface.
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You need to install an RTFM interface.
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All you need to know is the user interface. -- J. Redford
RTFM: /R-T-F-M/ [UNIX] imp. Acronym for `Read The Fucking Manual'.
1. Used by {guru}s to brush off questions they consider trivial or annoying....
RTFM /R-T-F-M/ imp. [Unix] Abbreviation for `Read The Fucking Manual'.
1. Used by gurus to brush off questions they consider trivial or annoying....
It's hard to RTFM if you can't *find* the FM...
You are in a maze of twisty little install diskettes, all alike.
To make people happy, you have to let them feel like they are in control of their environment.
To do this, you need to correctly interpret their actions....
FM: /F-M/ n. *Not* `Frequency Modulation' but rather an abbreviation for `Fucking Manual', the back-formation from {RTFM}.
Used to refer to the manual itself in the {RTFM}. "Have you seen the Networking FM lately?...
RTFM - Read The Fine Manual
RTFM - Read The F#*@^| Manual