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• Routing, routing, still more routing...
• My Altzheimers is acting up again.
• By the term "the good old days," most people are referring to those times in which static electricity was about the only thing that would stand your hair on end.
• The electricity substation in the car park blew up.
• Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
  Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour....
• Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles, called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.
  Electrons travel at the speed of light, which in most American homes is 110 volts per hour....
• Bart: Hey, Lis. Check out _my_ science project. [rubs a balloon over his head, then touches Lisa with a spark of static electricity] Lisa
  Ow! What's _that's_ supposed to prove? Bart: That nerds conduct electricity....
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