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Telecommunications is downgrading.
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Telecommunications is upgrading.
Telecommunications is downshifting.
Telecommunications is a BIT far fetched.
out-of-band adj. [from telecommunications and network theory] 1.
In software, describes values of a function which are not in its `natural' range of return values, but are rather signals that some kind of exception has occurred....
war dialer n. A cracking tool, a program that calls a given list or range of phone numbers and records those which answer with handshake tones (and so might be entry points to computer or telecommunications systems).
Some of these programs have become quite sophisticated, and can now detect modem, fax, or PBX tones and log each one separately....
CDA /C-D-A/ The "Communications Decency Act" of 1996, passed on Black Thursday as section 502 of a major telecommunications reform bill.
The CDA made it a federal crime in the USA to send a communication which is "obscene, lewd, lascivious, filthy, or indecent, with intent to annoy, abuse, threaten, or harass another person....
out-of-band: [from telecommunications and network theory] adj.
1. In software, describes values of a function which are not in its `natural' range of return values, but are rather signals that some kind of exception has occurred....
LOGO for the Dead LOGO for the Dead lets you continue your computing activities from "The Other Side.
The package includes a unique telecommunications feature which lets you turn your TRS-80 into an electronic Ouija board....
Internet n. The mother of all networks. First incarnated beginning in 1969 as the ARPANET, a U.
S. Department of Defense research testbed. Though it has been widely believed that the goal was to develop a network architecture for military command-and-control that could survive disruptions up to and including nuclear war, this is a myth...