Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
Appears To Be A Slow/Narrow SCSI-0 Interface Problem
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
BOFH Excuses
appears to be a Slow/Narrow SCSI-0 Interface problem
Related:
SCSI people, SCSI place
SCSI Chain overterminated
SCSI's too wide.
Even in mathematics, the sacred yoni appears in both the shape and substance of 0
he void, while the lingam appears in the shape and substance of 1, the creative lightning, and out of the union of the 0 and 1, all of the numbers of creation can be generated in binary notation....
From 0 to "what seems to be the problem officer" in 8.3 seconds. -- Ad for the new VW Corrado
When there appears to be more than one possible solution to a problem, the simplest is most likely to be correct.
SCSI n. [Small Computer System Interface] A bus-independent standard for system-level interfacing between a computer and intelligent devices.
Typically annotated in literature with `sexy' (/sek'see/), `sissy' (/sis'ee/), and `scuzzy' (/skuh'zee/) as pronunciation guides -- the last being the overwhelmingly predominant form, much to the dismay of the designers and their marketing people....
SCSI: [Small Computer System Interface] n. A bus-independent standard for system-level interfacing between a computer and intelligent devices.
Typically annotated in literature with `sexy' (/sek'see/), `sissy' (/sis'ee/), and `scuzzy' (/skuh'zee/) as pronunciation guides --- the last being the overwhelmingly predominant form, much to the dismay of the designers and their marketing people....
Barclay: "Our computer was too slow to compensate for the overload on the array, so I created an interface that communicated my thoughts directly to the central processing unit.
Riker: "Exactly what does that mean?" -- "The Nth Degree", Stardate 44705.3...