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firewall needs cooling
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astropneumatic oscillations in the water-cooling
flytrap n. [rare] See firewall machine.
Venus flytrap n. [after the insect-eating plant] See firewall machine.
Gum used to seal crack in cooling tower.
-- The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish...
Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall.
..nothing but Net. -- Gary Predmore...
A bbs needs Qwk like a fish needs a bicycle.
Human needs God like a goldfish needs a motorbike.
CPU needs recalibratio
ystem needs to be rebooted