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Your Computer Hasn't Been Returning All The Bits It Gets From The Internet.
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Your computer hasn't been returning all the bits it gets from the Internet.
Related:
Internet: The Autobaun of the computer world.
cratch monkey n. As in "Before testing or reconfiguring, always mount a scratch monkey", a proverb used to advise caution when dealing with irreplaceable data or devices.
Used to refer to any scratch volume hooked to a computer during any risky operation as a replacement for some precious resource or data that might otherwise get trashed....
Internet n. The mother of all networks. First incarnated beginning in 1969 as the ARPANET, a U.
S. Department of Defense research testbed. Though it has been widely believed that the goal was to develop a network architecture for military command-and-control that could survive disruptions up to and including nuclear war, this is a myth...
Voice: All systems returning to normal. Danger in 7-G neutralized.
Have a nice day. -- It's been a pleasure serving you, "Homer Defined...
Shub-Internet /shuhb' in't*r-net/ n. [MUD: from H.
P. Lovecraft's evil fictional deity Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat with a Thousand Young] The harsh personification of the Interne...
Excitement and danger await your induction to tracer duty!
As a tracer, you must rid the computer networks of slimy, criminal data thieves....
All bits are created equal.
disusered adj. [Usenet] Said of a person whose account on a computer has been removed, esp.
for cause rather than through normal attrition....
disusered: adj. [USENET] Said of a person whose account on a computer has been removed, esp.
for cause rather than through normal attrition....