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Your Pentium Has A Heating Problem - Try Cooling It With Ice Cold Water.
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Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?)
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