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Your Processor Has Processed Too Many Instructions.
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Your processor has processed too many instructions. Turn it off immediately, do not type any commands!!
Related:
TOO: Turn On/off Operato
Turn your Pentium into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
Turn your 486 into a Gameboy: Type WIN at C:\>
ecurity through obscurity (alt. `security by obscurity') A term applied by hackers to most OS vendors' favorite way of coping with security holes -- namely
ignoring them, documenting neither any known holes nor the underlying security algorithms, trusting that nobody will find out about them and that people who do find out about them won't exploit them....
Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
(Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
How many blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It depends whether the switch is on or off. If the switch is off, one....
cokebottle /kohk'bot-l/ n. Any very unusual character, particularly one you can't type because it isn't on your keyboard.
MIT people used to complain about the `control-meta-cokebottle' commands at SAIL, and SAIL people complained right back about the `escape-escape-cokebottle' commands at MIT....
cokebottle: /kohk'bot-l/ n. Any very unusual character, particularly one you can't type because it it isn't on your keyboard.
MIT people used to complain about the `control-meta-cokebottle' commands at SAIL, and SAIL people complained right back about the `{altmode}-altmode-cokebottle' commands at MIT....
quadruple bucky n. obs. 1. On an MIT space-cadet keyboard, use of all four of the shifting keys (control, hyper, and super) while typing a character key.
2. On a Stanford or MIT keyboard in raw mode, use of four shift keys while typing a fifth character, where the four shift keys are the control and meta keys on both sides of the keyboard....