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But soon, soon, soon... the world will be a better place, with meadows and bunnies and fiber optics in every home.
.. -- Tom Dowdy, Apple Compute...
Philosophical habits of mind do not come quicker through fiber optics.
Clear thinking is not aided by better dot resolution....
ether leak
ICE What water becomes if you freeze it. (See "gas", "Celsius") The main uses of ice are to cool down drinks with, place down people's backs, and economical housing for Eskimos.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
The ACLU...unraveling the moral fiber of America!!!
core leak n. Syn. memory leak.
BRL: BRanch and Leak
First you take a leak.
Has a leak in his ceiling.