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the daemons! the daemons! the terrible daemons!
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demon n. 1. [MIT] A portion of a program that is not invoked explicitly, but that lies dormant waiting for some condition(s) to occur.
See daemon. The distinction is that demons are usually processes within a program, while daemons are usually programs running on an operating system....