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We Are Microsoft. What You Are Experiencing Is Not A Problem; It Is An Undocumented Feature.
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We are Microsoft. What you are experiencing is not a problem; it is an undocumented feature.
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undocumented feature n. See feature.
Windows 95 undocumented "feature
Aha! Another "Undocumented Feature"!
That's not a bug! it's an undocumented feature!
That's not a bug! It's a seldom-used, undocumented feature!
We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated.
IBM Manual: The following is a heretofore undocumented feature.
English Translation: It's a bug, it's our fault, and there isn't a damn thing you can do about it....
Security Holes Found In Microsoft Easter Eggs REDMOND, WA -- It's damage control time for the Microsoft Marketing Machine.
Not only have exploits been found in IE, Outlook, and even the Dancing Paper Clip, but now holes have been uncovered in Excel's Flight Simulator and Word's pinball game....
What are YOU doing to oppose the Microsoft Juggernaut?