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Sysadmin Didn't Hear Pager Go Off Due To Loud Music From Bar-room Speakers.
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Sysadmin didn't hear pager go off due to loud music from bar-room speakers.
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If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
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Homer: Marge, could we go in the other room? I did something last night I'm not proud of, and I don't want the kids to hear it.
Bart: Busted! Homer: [in the other room, explaining] I'll work from midnight to eight, come home, sleep for five minutes, eat breakfast, sleep six more minutes, shower, then I have ten minutes to bask in Lisa's love, then I'm off to the power plant, fresh as a daisy....
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Some knocking is heard from the ceiling] Ross: Ah, somebody's at the door on the ceiling.
Rachel: Noo, that's our unbelievably loud upstairs neighbor....