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Change in Earth's rotational speed
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CDS: Change Disk Speed
How many signal processing engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to Fourier transform the light bulb, one to apply a complex exponential rotational shifting operator, and one to inverse transform the removed light bulb....
Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?
Question: Is it better to abide by the rules until they're changed or help speed the change by breaking them?
How many Einsteins -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That depends on the speed of the changer, and the mass of the bulb....
Social institutions will change only at the speed required to protect them from attack-slowly or fast to the degree required, but usually slowly.
They will put off change as long as possible. -- Arthur Herzog...
Riker: "Ensign Crusher, at their current speed, when will they reach Earth?
Wesley: "Twenty-seven minutes." Riker: "The soonest we can intercept?...
Light speed! Ridiculous speed! Ludicrous speed!
clock speed