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Please excuse me, I have to circuit an AC line through my head to get this database working.
Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.
Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.
Someone is standing on the ethernet cable, causing a kink in the cable
Windows 95 undocumented "feature
Runt packe
Password is too complex to decryp
Boss' kid fucked up the machine
Electromagnetic energy lo
Budget cu
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