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Ocean, N.: A Body Of Water Occupying About Two-thirds Of A World Made For Man -- Who Has No Gills.
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Ocean, n.:
A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for
man -- who has no gills.
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OCEAN: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
Ocean, n.: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
-- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
A man's body is 70% water. However, a dolphin's body is 0% water, so dolphins have to live in the ocean.
-- Steve Connelly...
XLVII: Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water.
The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters....
UBIQUITY, n. The gift or power of being in all places at one time, but not in all places at all times, which is omnipresence, an attribute of God and the luminiferous ether only.
This important distinction between ubiquity and omnipresence was not clear to the mediaeval Church and there was much bloodshed about it....
While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in. -- Dean Rusk
My wife told me of a book about finding the G spot.
I went to a bookstore. I couldn't even find the book ....