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• A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? I am not I, I'm a tree.
  But another, more sane, Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" And covered his pants leg with pee....
• I am schizophrenic, and so am I.
• I'm Not Schizophrenic, And Neither Am I.
• It is necessary for me to establish a winner image.
  Therefore, I have to beat somebody. -- Richard M Nixo...
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I am perfectly sane, and so am I.
• In fact, I DON'T put my pants on one leg on leg at a time.