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The Gray-haired Woman's Complaint My Back Aches, My Pussy Is Sore
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The Gray-haired Woman's Complaint
My back aches, my pussy is sore;
I simply can't fuck any more;
I'm covered with sweat,
And you haven't come yet,
And my God, it's a quarter to four!
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