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• The word "spine" is, of course, an anagram of "penis".
  This is true in almost fifty percent of the languages of the Galaxy, and many people have attempted to explain why....
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• One of the interesting things about space is how dull it is - there's so much of it and so little in it.
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place.
  And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans....
• Time is the worst place, so to speak, to get lost in.
  ..At least being lost in space kept you busy....
• Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast.
  People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great about point A that so many people from point B are so keen to get there and what's so great about point B that so many people from point A are so keen to get _____there....
• Ha, but my life is but a box of wormgears.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...