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• In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.
  -- Owen D. Young...
• An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.
  -- Dwight D. Eisenhowe...
• He who would leap high must take a long run. -- Proverb
• He hated to mend, so young Ned Called in a cute neighbor instead.
  Her husband said, "Vi, When you stitched up his torn fly, Did you have to bite off the thread?...
• There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
• Life's battles don't always go To the stronger and faster man, But sooner or later the man who wins Is the man who thinks he can.
  -- Walter D. Wintle...
• We've been told about one cool dude of a pimp who has so many girls on the street that he's up to his alligators in ass.