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When It All Boils Down To The Essence Of Truth One Must Live By A Dog's Rule Of Life
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When it all boils down to the essence of truth one must live by a dog's
rule of life: if you can't eat it or fuck it, piss on it!
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When it all boils down to the essence of truth one must live by a dog's rule of life
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