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Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? _____FIRST you rape, ____THEN you
pillage!!
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Dammit, how many times do I have to tell you? First you rape, then you pillage!!
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None. You can do it yourself, dammit....
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I should be. How many times have you committed suicide?...
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o Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius) Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation....
PLUNDERER'S THEME (to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius) Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation....