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Dear Lord, Observe This Bended Knee This Visage Meek And Humble, And Hear This Confidential Plea Voiced In Reverent Mumble
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Dear Lord, observe this bended knee
This visage meek and humble,
And hear this confidential plea
Voiced in reverent mumble:
Give me Shylock, give me Fagin
But O God spare me Ronald Reagan!
-- Ansel Adams
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