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Fornication, N.: Term Used By People Who Don't Have Anybody To Screw With.
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Fornication, n.:
Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
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Fornication, n.: Term used by people who don't have anybody to screw with.
An idea is not responsible for the people who believe it. -- Don Marqui
lashdot effect n. 1. Also spelled "/. effect"; what is said to have happened when a website being virtually unreachable because too many people are hitting it after the site was mentioned in an interesting article on the popular Slashdot news service.
The term is quite widely used by /. readers, including variants like "That site has been slashdotted again!...
How many of Jed's followers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FORNICATION! It's a sin to screw anywhere, even in light bulbs....
overrun screw n. [C programming] A variety of fandango on core produced by scribbling past the end of implementations typically have no checks for this error).
This is relatively benign and easy to spot if the array is static...
pam vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1.
To crash a program by overrunning a fixed-size buffer with excessively large input data....
hog n.,vt. 1. Favored term to describe programs or hardware that seem to eat far more than their share of a system's resources, esp.
hose which noticeably degrade interactive response....
WIZARD n. 1. A person who knows how a complex piece of software or hardware work
omeone who can find and fix his bugs in an emergency....
An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it. -- Don Marqui