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  "None," Anita replied. "She's having great difficulty finding someone qualified who is willing to accept the post....
• T is so much to be a king, that he only is so by being so.
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  Both high posts are reserved for men favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter facts of life in bandages of self-illusion....
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• Okay, I won't open it until then -- Vice President Dan Quayle after having been presented with an empty box that was to contain a gift from a sailing team in South America.
  He was told that the gift was not ready yet, but that it would be presented to him when they arrived in the United States....
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