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• Voom???? That parrot wouldn't voom if you put 4000 volts through him.
  It's bleedin' demised... This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be....
• It seems there's this magician working one of the luxury cruise ships for a few years.
  He doesn't have to change his routines much as the audiences change over fairly often, and he's got a good life....
• If a man runs after money - that man is money-crazy.
  If a man keeps the money he earns - he is a capitalist....
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• Well, he's... he's, ah... probably pining for the fjords.
• SLANG, n. The grunt of the human hog (_Pignoramus intolerabilis_) with an audible memory.
  The speech of one who utters with his tongue what he thinks with his ear, and feels the pride of a creator in accomplishing the feat of a parrot....
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the bests programmer in the world....
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmer in the world....
• I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles.
  It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle....