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I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out.
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I'm going to Iowa for an award. Then I'm appearing at Carnegie Hall,
it's sold out. Then I'm sailing to France to be honored by the French
government -- I'd give it all up for one erection.
-- Groucho Marx
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