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• If Helen Keller is alone in a forest and falls, does she make a sound?
• If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to demo it, does it make a sound?
• If a program crashes in the forest, does it make a sound?
• Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other!
• If Milli Vanilli falls down in the woods, does someone else make a sound?
• SMILEY - Helen Kelle
• I once tripped in a forest, and didn't make a sound.
• Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.
  ... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. --Helen Keller,_The Open Door_ (1957)...
• We, the people, are not free. Our democracy is but a name.
  We vote? What does that mean? We choose between Tweedledum and Tweedledee. -- Helen Kelle...