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  While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice....
• Pee-Wee''s favorite baseball team --< the Expos.
• Two rather dumb teams were playing one another in football.
  The visiting team heard the ref's whistle and thought it was the sign that the game had ended, whereupon the team left the field....
• It is beyond my apprehension.
  -- Danny Ozark, baseball team manager, regarding his team's losing streak...
• Trying out for the javelin retrieval team.
• Evan's Law of Politics When team members are finally in a position to help the team, it turns out they have quit the team.
• An ambitious and aggressive mother conned pianist Arthur Rubinstein into listening to her 10-year-old son murder a nocturne by Chopin.
  At the conclusion of the massacre, Rubinstein announced, "Madam, that is undoubtedly the worst piano playing I ever heard....
• In high school in Brooklyn I was the baseball manage
  proud as I could be I chased baseballs, gathered thrown bats handed out the towels Eventually, I bought my own It was very important work but it was dark blue while for a small spastic kid, the official ones were green but I was a team member Nobody ever said anything When the team got to me about my blue jacke...
• The only reason we're 7-0 is because we've won all seven of our games.
  -- David Garcia, baseball team manage...