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Nothing Is Better Than Sex. Masturbation Is Better Than Nothing.
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Nothing is better than Sex.
Masturbation is better than nothing.
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex.
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Nothing is better than Sex. Masturbation is better than nothing.
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex....
No sex is better than bad sex.
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex?
A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. -- Billy Joel...
There may be some things better than sex, and some things worse than sex.
But there is nothing exactly like it. -- Murphy's laws on sex...
Admittedly, there are a lot of things that are better than sex, and a lot more that are worse
but there's nothing quite like it......
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good
and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. -- Dick Brando...