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• I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year.
  -- Business Book Editor, Prentice Hall, 1957...
• I have travelled the length and breadth of this country, and have talked with the best people in business administration.
  I can assure you on the highest authority that data processing is a fad and won't last out the year....
• Data: "Neural connection is complete. I have access to the Borg subspace signal.
  Processing...processing." Troi: "Data..." Data: "Standby....
• And so I penned It down, until at last it came to be, For length and breadth, the bigness which you see.
  -- John Bunyan (1628-1688) -- Pilgrim's Progress, Apology for his Book...
• I can assure you that size will not be a problem. -- Worf
• If religious books are not widely circulated among the masses in this country, I do not know what is going to become of us as a nation.
  If truth be not diffused, error will be; If God and His Word are not know and received, the devil and his works will gain the ascendancy...
• Skinner: Now, Bart, son. I don't know what you think you saw .
  .. but, uh ... let me assure you... Krabappel...
• Homer: [receives a sweepstakes junk mail with a `You may have already won' check] One million dollars!
  I'm rich! [rushes to the bank] Teller: Mr....
• Information Processing: What you call data processing when people are so disgusted with it they won't let it be discussed in their presence.