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Opening Night: The Night Before The Play Is Ready To Open.
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Opening night: the night before the play is ready to open.
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Opening night--the night before the play is ready to open.
Band members play all night.
Hangover: the mourning after the night before
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you're hacking on a project late at nigh
you are trying to get at some munchies, and you are having problems opening them (fingers stay in keyboard mode) and you think...
Opening night ... you will find a sizable number of people with severe respiratory infections who have
it appears, defied their doctors, torn aside oxygen tents, evaded the floor nurses at various hospitals, and courageously made their way to the theater to enjoy the play--the Discreet Choker and the Straight Cougher....
'Twas the night before christmas... -- Clement C. Moore
If you get hungry in the middle of the night, there's a open beer in the fridge.
-- Barney Gumbel, your gracious host, "Homer's Night Ou...
How many stage managers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's not your concern. It will be done by opening night....
Lie: Before you know it, the baby will sleep through the night.