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• I don't remember ever having had the itch, and yet scratching is one of nature's sweet pleasures, and so handy.
• Snake: Those kids are, like, so sweet. [sobs] If only they had had peewee hockey when I was a lad.
  [sniffs] Oh well....
• The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach and directly proportional the social impropriety of scratching that area.
  -- Zadra's Law of Biomechanic...
• Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. -- Ogden Nash
• I do not remember ever having seen a sustained argument by an author which
  arting from philosophical premises likely to met with general acceptance, reached the conclusion that a praiseworthy ordering of one's life is to devote it to research in mathematics....
• I do not remember ever having seen a sustained argument by an author which
  starting from philosophical premises likely to meet with general acceptance, reached the conclusion that a praiseworthy ordering of one's life is to devote it to research in mathematics....