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• Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law) An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. Selective Gravity Law
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• Law of Selective Gravity: An object will fall so as to do the most damage.
  Jenning's Corollary: The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet....
• A dropped tool will land where it will do the most damage. -- The Law of Selective Gravitatio
• The chance of the bread falling with the butter side down is directly proportional to the value of the carpet.
  Jennings' Corollary to the Law of Selective Gravity...