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All The Plants In My House Are Dead -- I Shot Them Last Night.
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All the plants in my house are dead -- I shot them last night. I
was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
-- Stephen Wright
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All the plants in my house are dead---I shot them last night.
I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. -- Steven Wrigh...
I like to torture my plants by watering them with ice cubes.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier.
.. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Stephen Wrigh...
My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
My house is made out of balsa wood. When no one is home across the street, except the little kids, I go out and lift my house up over my head.
I tell them to stay out of my yard or I'll throw it at them. -- Steven Wrigh...
Last night I stayed up all night playing poker with Tarot cards.
I got a full house and four people died. -- Steven Wrigh...