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• I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is.
  Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that....
• I have a switch in my apartment... it doesn't do anything.
  ... Every once in a while, I turn it on and off.......
• I wrote a few children's books...not on purpose. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I love to go shopping. I love to freak out salespeople.
  They ask me if they can help me, and I say, "Have you got anything I'd like?...
• I filled out an application that said, "In Case Of Emergency Notify".
  I wrote "Doctor"... What's my mother going to do? -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I don't know music, but I know what I like. -- Beerbohm.
• I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I think I think, therefore I might be.