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• I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second. -- Stephen Wrigh
• Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a second. -- Steven Wrigh
• I saw a man with a wooden leg, and a real foot. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said "pet supplies".
  So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said "compact cars". -- Stephen Wrigh...
• When I was a child... We had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
  .. I was an only child... eventually. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I invented the cordless extension cord -- Stephen Wrigh
• There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices.
  .. in the back you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air... -- Stephen Wrigh...