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• I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
  I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
• I have the world's largest collection of seashells.
  I keep it scattered around the beaches of the world ....
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. -- Steven Wrigh
• It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it." -- Steven Wrigh
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....
• I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it. -- Steven Wrigh