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• Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body only 2" taller. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I had to stop driving my car for a while...the tires got dizzy... -- Stephen Wrigh
• I replaced the headlights on my car with strobe lights.
  Now it looks like I'm the only one moving. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• I put instant coffee in my microwave oven and almost went back in time. -- Stephen Wrigh
• I parked my hard drive and it got towed away!
• I had a friend who was a clown... when he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
  .. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. -- Stephen Wrigh