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I installed a skylight in my apartment... The people who live above me are furious!
-- Stephen Wrigh...
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign.
He said "Didn't you see the stop sign." I said "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read....
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I have a hobby...I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.
I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world....
I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one -- it wasn't doing what I was doing.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
On the other hand, you have different fingers... -- Stephen Wrigh
I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH.
-- Stephen Wrigh...
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line.
He caught every other fish. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun to call him.
.. "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane....

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