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Phoebe
Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date.
It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex....
Rachel: Let me tell you something. As a woman there, is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
Duncan [Phoebe's Husband]: Oh God, I don't know how to tell you this.
I'm straight. Phoebe: Huuh. Duncan: Yeah, I know, I....
Rachel: Oh my God, Phoebe: I know. Rachel: Why have I never tasted these before?
Phoebe: Oh, I don't make them a lot because I don't think it's fair to the other cookies....
Monica: Paolo, I really hate you for what you did to Rachel, [hands him a lasagna] but I still have five of these, so heat it at 375 until the cheese bubbles.
Paolo: Grazie. ...
Chandler: I think you should go back with Gary. I don't wanna be the guy that breaks up a family, y'know when my parents split up, it was because of that guy.
Whenever I would see him I was always thi...
Monica: I feel terrible, I really do. Rachel: Oh, I'm sorry, did my back hurt your knife?
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...
Joey: These new kids, they never last. Sooner or later, they all.
..stop lastin'. Excerpt from the TV Show "Friend...

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