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Ross: I'm Just Sayin' If Dogs Do Experience Jet Lag
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Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the
whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies
from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses
like a week and a half.
Excerpt from the TV Show "Friends"
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