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• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• Rachel enters.] Monica: (seeing her) Okay, let's go!
  ! Let's hit the road!! Rachel: Hey! Monica: Let's get the show on it!...
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  Rachel: Uh-huh! Ross: And he's, he's a total stranger?...
• Ross: Alright, I want my monkey. Luisa [from Animal Control]
  No! Rachel: Oh, c'mon, Luisa! Luisa: Sorry, prom queen....
• Rachel: What? It's true, my right leg is two inches shorter.
  Dr. Green: Come on! You're just titling! [to Ross] Her legs are fine!...